Only in Florida: I Dare You To Get Naked Outside This Dunkin’ Donuts

In my weekly column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

Doing things on a dare is cute when you're a kid. When you're a grown ass woman, like Shakara Martin, however, it's not cute. In fact, cute is the last word that comes to mind.

The 32-year old was spotted by police officers sitting fully nude outside a Dunkin' Donuts. Goodness, there are just so many jokes I could make right now...

According to a police report, Martin said the dare was part of a pledge to a dance troupe, which wasn't identified.

Ah yes, the old unidentified dance troupe dare. I know that one. 

Witnesses told police that Martin was offered clothes several times, but she refused to take them. But she began apologizing when police arrived.

She faces a charge of indecent exposure. Martin appeared in court Monday and was released on her own recognizance.

I'm glad she was released on her own recognizance. I would hate to see her when she's not in her right frame of mind.

Via Local 10