Picking Up A Nude Hitchhiker Is Okay, Right?

We’ve all heard horror stories about people picking up hitchhikers, and they are almost always described as pretty scary looking people. So, the lesson is never pick up someone scary looking, but what about a nude woman wearing nothing but cowboy boots? She doesn’t look scary at all.  

If you think about it, it would really be your duty to pick up the nude woman wearing nothing but cowboy boots. I mean, if you’re in the desert, in your car with the AC blasting and you come upon a nude woman wearing nothing but cowboy boots and you keep driving, well sir, you are a horrible person. That poor, poor nude woman wearing nothing but cowboy boots could get a really awful sunburn. Could you live with yourself knowing that? I know I couldn’t. Even if the nude woman wearing nothing but cowboy boots doesn’t get sunburnt, she could get some really weird tan lines. Come on man, show some humanity—stop and pick up the nude woman wearing nothing but cowboy boots.  

I’m not really sure if this a photo shoot for a magazine or Terry Richardson just felt like taking some pictures of a nude woman wearing nothing but cowboy boots. I guess when you’re a famous photographer you can do stuff like that. Though, I do wonder if any cars did drive by while they were taking pictures.

Via drunken stepfather