Zoe Kravitz Lets Her Top Fly Away

March 17, 2015
L-L-SKELTON

In case you forgot, it's St. Patrick's Day! Named for the patron saint of drinking, Patrick O'Irish Name grow up in The Town where his parents were sure to buy him a Red Sox onesie and a Pats pacifier the moment he left the womb. Patty O, as the locals called him, attended Charlestown High. One day while hammered outta his skull ditching school at Fenway after taking the rat'ler, he had a wicked good idea. What if he and his good shit crew got even more hammered and painted themselves like the Green Monstah? His crew was like "whatevah" and made like Yaz to left field. Since they had no green paint, they just striped naked and puked all over themselves. It was a wicked camouflage job. Unfortunately, The Boys weren't impressed and threw 'em in Chucky's Place but everyone at Fenway thought it was the shit and a tradition was born.

Zoe Kravitz is not Irish or from Boston but she is wicked hot. Zoe co-star's in the indie flick The Road Within along with Dev Patel, Robert Patrick, Robert Sheehan and her nice tits which make their on-camera debut! Zoe has been sought after for nudity since her sexy turn in X-Men: First Class. Guess today's our lucky day!

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