Only in Florida: Sky Cocks Over Lakeland

In my weekly column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

Last summer I brought you this story about a woman who was creating dicks with her Nike running app, but now a pilot in Florida has one-upped the shit out of her...

This flight path was created by a pilot over west-central Florida, forever putting those of us grounded mortals to shame. Hopefully on his next run he can create a pair of testicles that don't look so distended, but honestly, you have to admire the can-do spirit that continues to pervade the brave men and women that call Florida home. 

Via Gawker