Comment Contest: Win A Free Copy Of Dennis Hof’s Memoir ‘The Art of the Pimp’

March 27, 2015
TUCKER-BANKSHOT

Memoirs are a dime a dozen these days. It seems like everyone who has spent at least a year in the limelight is writing a book about their lives, and it becomes increasingly more difficult to separate the wheat from the chaff. Well, Dennis Hof the self-proclaimed "P.T. Barnum of Booty," and the "proprietor and pimp of the world-famous Moonlite BunnyRanch brothel" has written his entertaining life story down in a new book The Art of the Pimp, and we've got some copies to give away to our dedicated Fleshbot readers.

In The Art of the Pimp, Dennis Hof offers a hilarious, insightful, behind-the-scenes look at life as the proprietor of The Moonlite BunnyRanch, the world’s most famous legal brothel, and recounts his chaotic life as the king of America’s sex industry. Hof, the star of HBO’s critically lauded series Cathouse, reveals the tricks of turning tricks, the secrets of his outrageous marketing stunts, and scandalous details of his friendships with porn stars, prostitutes, and politicians.
Readers will learn how Hof’s “girls” negotiate the highest prices for sex, the dirty little secrets of getting men to fall in love with them, and the inside tales of “The Girlfriend Experience,” the #1 requested menu item.The Art of the Pimp will take readers on a wild ride through his countless sexual conquests, romantic failures, and business successes.

Having read the book, I can tell you that it's quite a bit like Robert Evans' The Kid Stays in the Picture only smuttier. It's a fast read and very entertaining, perfect for a plane ride, which is exactly how I read it.

To win your very own copy, just leave a comment in the comments section below. Write anything you like—except for self-promotion or links to another blog—and you're entered to win. Write "Fuck her right in the pussy." Write "Tucker Bankshot makes me vomit." Write whatever you like and you're entered—so long as it's not self-promotional and doesn't contain a link to your personal site or another blog.

You have from now until 12pm CST on Monday March 31 to comment, so do it now. You can even write "do it now," I don't give a shit. Just write something, ya dingus!

*THE FINE PRINT: Winners will be contacted via email, so please make sure the e-mail address linked to your Disqus account is up-to-date before entering. Fleshbot does not ship prizes outside the United States. The winners will be chosen at random at 12:00 pm CST on Monday, March 31, 2015.