Morning Wood

· Why does Kelly Brook always make us think of spring? It must be all the new "growth" she inspires. (doubleviking.com)

· Wait a second ... so that "Boobs on Bikes" pornstar parade in New Zealand was just some sort of publicity stunt? We feel so used. (stuff.co.nz)

· If you found a pile of Polaroid photos of strippers in San Francisco recently, you could be $50 richer! Or you could just enjoy your new collection of stripper photos. (Boing Boing)

· "When Mr. Castro plunged a dildo into his rectum in the wee hours of Feb. 20, he could not know it would lead to his arrest last week." Now that's opening sentence that gets your attention! (ocweekly.com)

· Not surprisingly, young people in India want to talk more openly about sex. Most young people would actually like to have more sex, but sometimes talking about it is okay too. (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)

· Of course, the courts in India aren't making that easy, since they've just banned all adult movies from the country's television airwaves. Now what are they supposed to for fun? Read? (mercurynews.com)

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