Fetishes. We've all got them and we all think ours are totally normal compared with the strange shit that gets other people off. Well, rest assured that your fetish is equally weird, though Rabbits Reviews has managed to compile a list featuring 12 super weird fetishes and the comical clinical names that accompany them. To spice things up, I've added GIFs to accompany them...

1. Alvinophilia

No, that's not people with a fetish for cgi rodents in embroidered red sweatshirts, it's people who like belly button trauma. 

2. Oculolinctus

Also known in the common vernacular as "Worming," this is the licking of the eyeball. Fun!

3. Dendrophilia

Yup, these are literal tree huggers (and kissers and humpers). I'd tell you people to get a room, but you can't.

4. Formicophilia

You know those people who went on Fear Factor and loved having insects crawl on them? They were all Formicophiliacs.

5. Climacophilia

It is impossible for me to maintain my composure when someone falls down the stairs. Climacophiliacs go one step further and get hard.

6. Eproctophilia 

Yup, this is people who get turned on by farting. Terrance & Phillip must cause these people to go out of their minds.

7. Psellismophilia

People who get turned on by stuttering. These people can be found whacking off at screenings of The King's Speech.

8. Nasophilia

A.K.A. the nose sucking fetish. Very prevalent among husky Asian men in wife beaters. 

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