Men’s Health Calculates Most and Least Sex Happy U.S. Cities

 Men's Health magazine recently calculated the most sex happy and least sex happy cities in the United States, using condom sales, birth rates, sex toy sales and the rates of the sexually transmitted infections chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis as the way to chart how sexually fulfilled that the residents of those burgs are.  

Texas seems to be the sexually happiest place in the U.S. if you go with these stats.  Men's Health's top five happiest are Austin, Texas, Dallas, Texas, Columbus, Ohio, Durham, North Carolina and Denver, Colorado.

The cities that scored the lowest are Manchester, New Hampshire (not surprised after my time there), Charleston, West Virginia, Yonkers, New York, Burlington, Vermont and the bottom of the list is Portland, Maine.  People in Portland, Maine are just not getting it on at all, according to Men's Health.  There definitely is such a thing as a sex-negative city.  You can feel it in the air of the place.  I know that visiting certain cities has definitely changed my libido.  What do you think of these rankings?  

The image of a very happy AVN Best New Starlet Carter Cruise and Logan Pierce getting it on appears courtesy of Sweet Sinner/Mile High Media.