Don’t Take It Personally: The Most Elaborate Plan In History

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Seriously, the amount of thought this guy has put into this encounter makes it far too specific to ever come true...

Need me a bad girl - m4w (Topeka)

What could more fun then a permanent fwb ? I'd come over when your better half was away, feast on his potpies and then you. Put away the stratego and twister, cause our games would be oh so fun that Santa and his elves would blush, relegating us perennially to the naughty list with no hope at redemption. Would you be so bold to steal away during the day to my house, borrow a cup of sugar, and prepared to test out the sleep number bed? A high calorie burning workout - then a trip out for lunch a couple of times a week would be ideal. Naturally it's our little sordid secret but so much fun. We are alike in that we are attractive, professional, educated, yet want more out of life. You'll find me a beacon of fun and games, amusement, and an infusion of what you require. Meet me, I'll blow the straw wrapper into your face, blow bubbles into the glass, discuss the Latifundia system, Smurfs, the lost colony of Roanoke, and games we should play. Now then, send a photo and response.