Morning Wood

· How was the Miami Vice premiere last weekend? It all depends on where you were standing in relation to Emmanuelle Chriqui. (bastardly.com)

· How has porn become such a big business? The same way every other big business does it: outsourcing, of course. (timesonline.co.uk)

· What do you look for in a Museum of Sex? An scholarly examination of art or something to jerk off to? Can't it be both? (nyartsmagazine.com)

· About 1,500 couples came to Las Vegas last week for a swingers convention. Oddly enough, that's about 500 fewer than you would normally find swinging during a week in Vegas. (scotsman.com)

· A policewoman in New Zealand takes a second job as a prostitute; which would be really shocking if her fellow cops didn't spend all their free time in brothels. If there's any trouble, at least they don't have to worry about backup. (bbc.co.uk + stuff.co.nz)

· How would you react if you found your girl in bed with another "man"? Make the best of it, we suppose ... and try not to "pop" him in the jaw. (YouTube)

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