Popshots of the Week

Los Angeles. It was hot like the crotch of a cab driver in the desert. I took a couple of pictures, broke a couple of hearts. It's part of my job. I can't say that I enjoy it. Not that I don't; it's just because I'm eating something. There, that's better. "I enjoy it."

We'll begin with shiny dildos. We always do around here. Join us for more random snaps from the city that never calls you back after the gap.
- G. Ponante

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Tina Tyler, former porn star and current director of high-end gonzo fare for Lexington Steele's Mercenary Pictures, has a soft spot for movies with princesses in them, like "The Princess Bride" and "The Princess Diaries".

"It's because I studied ballet for over 15 years," she said.

Tyler now directs movies in the type of San Fernando Valley locations where she used to appear in them.

There need to be more movies where princesses give blowjobs by the pool.

· Tina Tyler (fansite at yahoo.com)

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These battery-assisted crops and floggers were on display at this week's Adult Novelty Expo. It's not enough that they are crops and floggers; the batteries make them vibrate at dfferent speeds.

Here a LiveJournal-subscribing flogger waits to get into "A Scanner Darkly" behind the crop she has a crush on. Does he even know she's alive??

· Vibrafun Products (vibrafun.com)

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Neuro-geneticist-turned-escort-turned-dominatrix-turned porn actress Michelle Aston at Octavio "Winkytiki" Arizala's "ReBelle Rousers" party. Aston took some classes in rope-tying and persuasive language in New York City.

"The fetish community in Los Angeles doesn't know what they're talking about," she said.

· Michelle Aston (michelleaston.com)

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Alice Suicide restrains party-crasher and "Joanna's Angels 2: Alt Throttle" star Pixie Pearl from entering Los Feliz' Bigfoot Lodge. Nice work Alice!

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Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive