Wet Spots

· Alas, our gal Joanna Angel's tenure as the resident sex columnist at Spin has lasted as long the editor-in-chief who hired her—which is to say exactly one issue. It was fun while it lasted. (fishbowlny, via Gawker)

· Two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank is moving up to the big leagues as an underwear model for Calvin Klein. It's nice to see her finally catch a break. (blognyc.net)

· Contrary to public reports (including ours), Natalie Portman's nude scenes in "Goya's Ghosts" were actually performed by a body double. You may now resume your wildest dreams. (egotastic.com)

· This is the best solution we've seen yet to the problem of people surfing for porn at public libraries: give the pervs more privacy. What you can't see can't hurt you, right? (azstarnet.com)

· The famous Jumbo's Clown Room makes the miraculous journey from "gum on the shoe of L.A.'s strip club industry" to "good-time party spot for dollar-flinging monkeys." It's the feel good hit of the summer. (jaunted.com)

· You've met Princess Kama before, but this interesting interview with her gives a more thorough explanation of the Hindu Devadasi tradition and lifestyle. Apparently, tantric sex serves a purpose other than being really, really hot. (sex-kitten.net)

· A citizen's group is trying to stop billionaire John Malone from buying the Atlanta Braves, because his company dabbles in porn. (Actually, it made him filthy rich.) They're probably just worried all those steroid users will be a bad influence on him. (family.org)

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