Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick Be Fuckin’ The Pain Away, Yo

Legal Disclaimer: That is not Kevin Bacon & Kyra Sedgwick enjoying some backdoor loving. It's a poorly photoshopped picture that next to no effort was put in to in hopes of avoiding a disclaimer like this. 

Remember that whole Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme, embezzling from the rich and famous thing? Well, Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick, two of Madoff's more notable victims, certainly remember, mainly because of all the fuckin' they did during that time period.

According to E! Online (link below), Bacon and Sedgwick were so depressed after the financial advisor effectively treated them like he was Bill Cosby and they were trying to get their acting careers off the ground*, that they resorted to non-stop fucking in order to take the pain away.

"I don't think there was a moment where it was like, that thing happened and then we got pissed at each other. It was sort of the opposite," Bacon recalled during a Q&A in NYC with GQ editor-at-large Michael Hainey, when asked about how his marriage fared when they ended up among the victims of Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme. "We kind of went, 'Holy s--t. Let's... I don't know. Let's have sex or something. It's free!'"

Madoff is currently serving a 150-year prison sentence—and Bacon and Sedgwick are presumably still doin' it all the time!

Presumably? Bacon's built like a fuck machine, though I imagine that he's got to take a break from fucking every now and again to help his brother get his music career off the ground. Does that need a disclaimer as well? Shit man, it's getting hard to be funny these days.

*Second legal disclaimer: I should have used the word allegedly, even though close to 40 women have accused Cosby of the exact same thing. That's the kind of world we live in people. 

Via E! Online