Father’s Day is the time of year when everyone takes a moment to tell their fathers thanks for being my Dad, usually by giving them a tie or a homemade card. Some of the lucky few might get something super nice like a fancy watch, but from now on everyone will have to compare their gifts to what Jay Mohr got for Father’s Day; a topless Nikki Cox.
Not being a father, I don’t get anything on Father’s Day and I’m fine with that. But now that I know a topless Nikki Cox is an option, I think I’m going to look into being a Dad. Since it takes two people to make a baby, maybe I’ll go in a different direction. It counts if you are a Dad to a pet hamster, right? Technically speaking, I’m the one feeding, cleaning the cage, and teaching general life lessons to the hamster. I think that qualifies me as a Dad and deserving of a topless Nikki Cox on Father’s Day. Though I have a feeling that topless Nikki Cox won’t be available at my (or any) local department store or retail shopping center. Probably the best we could all hope for is a framed picture of a topless Nikki Cox. Be sure and drop hints to your hamsters (or goldfish, whatever you want) that it’s what you want next year.
Jay Mohr is one lucky Dad. I can’t wait to see what Nikki Cox gets him next year.
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