Katy Perry Unveils New Suit From The Matthew Lesko Collection

Katy Perry's rich and has big tits, no wonder she looks happier than a pig in shit. Does she even record music anymore? She probably doesn't have to now that she's rich enough to afford a suit with diamond encrusted dollar signs all over it. They don't give those to just anybody you know, and now that she's got hers, she looks just like infomercial lunatic Matthew Lesko.

These photos were taken by Jamel Toppin, the famous garnish baron who made his money pushing sprinkles on Dairy Queen and pepperoni on Dominos, now has enough money to spend his days taking pictures of famous people like Katy Perry. I'm not sure if these pictures were taken at Katy's home, but it's handsomely appointed, if I do say so myself. Looks not unlike the Liberace Museum. I'm not sure why she looks so miserable. Maybe she's miserable because it's not her house or maybe they took those pictures before she was gifted her dollar sign suit, hence the smiles in those pics.