Wet Spots

· Breaking: Even the gays love Mary Carey, thus indicating that her potential voting base may be much wider than was previously thought. (fourfour.typepad.com)

· Has it been that long since we featured a genuine celebrity nipple? Actually, it hasn't even been a month since we last showed you Audrey Tautou's, but here's a return engagement courtesy of a sunbathing mishap. It feels good to get back to basics around here. (egotastic.com)

· How can we enjoy the Beijing Olympics in 2008 knowing that this is what the National Stadium could have looked like if only the organizers weren't afraid of a little vagina dentata? The pole vaulting jokes alone would have been worth it. (bjghw.gov.cn, via Boing Boing)

· Apparently, New Zealanders are fans of Bad Idea Jeans: "Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, 'When am I gonna make it back to Fiji?'" (stuff.co.nz)

· Jessica Simpson's Maxim cover photo is so hot that the actual contents of the inside spread couldn't help but seem like a bit of a let down. We feel your pain. (popsugar.com)

· That's funny ... we don't seem to recall Edward R. Murrow hosting a wet t-shirt contest in "Good Night and Good Luck". We must have missed it when we went to get more popcorn. (mindvalleylabs.com)

· Here's a tip for aspiring pornographers: if you want your first production to go smoothly, don't pay for it with mommy's credit card. You probably shouldn't date the star and then break up with her before the movie is released either, but it is good marketing. (nypost.com, registration required; see also adultfyi.com)

· Robots may be our helpful little friends, but please think twice before fucking them. The second they get what they want, they stop calling and you're left with some malware and a broken heart. We've seen it a million times. (timesonline.co.uk)

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