Lots of Hooters On This Week’s ‘Ballers’

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Ballers is a new show on HBO. I haven't watched it or heard from anyone who does. Although it features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, it's been getting lackluster reviews. I surmise it's about a former NFL player who's now an agent suffering from post-career injuries while juggling the careers of his man-child clients. It's from the same people who brought us Entourage, so if the movie didn't wet your whistle--and judging from how heavily it tanked, it didn't--maybe this will. Between season two of True Detective blowing chunks and Veep ending for the year, now's probably the best time to do something else until John Oliver comes on. 

Lucky for you, horny reader, I have the best thing about the show. The gratuitous T&A! Last night's episode introduced us to the lovely Taylor Rhodenbaugh and her wonderful breasts. The Florida native is a bodybuilding model who holds two associate degrees (Criminal Justice Administration and Crime Scene Technology) and a BA in Criminal Justice from Florida Atlantic University. Boobs, brains and brawn! After a bad breakup a few years ago, she decided to hit the gym harder to keep her mind busy. I'd say she's forgotten about that douche. She's competed in bodybuilding competitions since and won the 2014 NPC Bikini title. She won the title of giving guys the quickest boner while going topless during a coke party with some football fuckwads on a boat . Those gridiron warriors were knocked even more senseless than from the brain damaging hits they absorb on a weekly basis on the field!  

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