As a dude, it's tough to get the love you deserve on OKCupid. The statistics are not in your favor—women typically answer one in every five messages they receive. There are a few necessary ingredients to OKCupid mastery: One is the sparkling personality you display on your profile, and another is your very first message.
Once you have the wit cornered, you only need one more thing: a good username, of course. Not sure where to start? Take a cue from these Gems of the Internet. They know what's up.
I see you, LOTR perv.
Is it just a sexual play on words? Is it a hint? I don't know.
I like cum as much as the next woman, but I'm not into torrential blasts of it, thank you.
Honesty is the best policy.
This is an unfortunate mental image. But hey, you might get along with DildoGaggins!
What?!
I wish I had thought of this one myself, TBH.
Lying fish are the worst.
You learn something new every day.
Phew. Glad we cleared that up.
Heh.
......
Run. Run fast.
What does this mean? Are your orgasm silent? Do they not happen at all? Are they paranormal, like in "It Follows?" I feel scared, yet intrigued.
ENTHUSIASM.
Is this on Broadway?
Alright then.
I can't.
Do you want me to be afraid of your penis?
You know, I wish everyone would be this up front.
Alright. So I would date that guy.