The Weekly Mindfuck: The Coveted Double BJ

I still remember the first time a guy mentioned the concept of a double blow job to me. At first, the term seemed obscure. Double blow job? Did that mean two givers, or did it mean two receivers? (The verdict: Both. But that's a different story entirely.) When he clarified—"no, like two girls sucking my cock at one time"—the act simply seemed gratuitous. It sounded like visual dynamite, in his defense: double the girls, double the sucking, but most of all, a previously nonexistent competition for his cock. What guy wouldn't want girls fighting for the last lick? Yeah, yeah, I thought. I'm sure you'd love that.

Later that night, I Googled "double blow job" porn out of curiosity. If nothing else, I wanted to see what, exactly, this looked like. It didn't seem much different that one-on-one blow job porn I'd already seen, and my eyes started to glaze over a bit. Until I saw the Double Blow Job Makeout. (If that's not already a term, I call dibs.) 

Here's the thing: I'd never been particularly interested in having sex with a girl, but there's is something so erotic about kissing one. I don't know what it is, but I do know many, many straight women agree with me. I had seen plenty of lesbian porn (as well as many, many girls making out at bars and during sophomoric games of Spin the Bottle), but I'd never seen two girls make out on a guy's dick. This changed everything for me. I rewound and rewound the video, not sure how, exactly, one 10 second clip could hold my attention for as long as it did. I was mesmerized. I started searching for videos like it specifically (as it turns out, Double Blow Job Makeout is kind of a thing). Perhaps it was the fervor behind this kind of a blow job that did me in—the clashing of tongues is sort of a battle in its own right—and perhaps its the uninhibited appreciation of both partners, but I couldn't get enough. 

A couple days later, after watching a particularly rousing video, I sent the link to said guy. "So," I began tentatively. "When can we do this?" I couldn't see him grinning from the other side of his phone, but I could feel it as his typing bubbles immediately populated my screen. "Right now."