Seeing Katharine McPhee In A Bikini Makes Me Want To Break Into Song

Katharine McPhee's Bikini Body Is Worthy Of A Musical

The reason we all love musicals is the songs. There’s something great about watching some actors on a stage suddenly start singing their feelings. I think it’s because we can’t sing our emotions in real life, but I have to say every time I see Katharine McPhee in a bikini I really want to break into song.  

Singing is most likely the only way one can express the true beauty that is Katharine McPhee in a bikini. When I see her I get butterflies in my stomach, my heart starts racing, I get a little weak in the knees, and that’s typically the moment in the show when everyone starts singing. A nice sweet song about how beautiful Katharine McPhee is and how her cleavage gives me goosebumps and her ass is one of the most beautiful things anyone has ever seen. A real catchy number with lots of chorus dancers dressed like Katharine McPhee in a bikini. I believe that’s what they call a showstopper. Yeah, I’m sure a song about Katharine McPhee would totally get stuck in your head, which would be awesome because you would be hearing the song and picturing Katharine McPhee in a bikini.  

I can’t play any musical instrument or else I would write that song. If anyone out there knows Stephen Sondheim or Stephen Schwartz, pass on this great idea. But don’t you dare tell Andrew Lloyd Weber.  

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