What Bad Movie Will You Watch To See Natalie Portman?

Natalie Portman Should Wear See Through Tops In All Her Films

Okay so, I’m about to admit something that if some members of family and close circle of friends knew, they would stop talking to me all together. When I purchased the Star Wars movies on blu-ray I made a stink about having to buy the collection that included episodes 1-3, but in reality I wasn’t that upset because I will actually watch episodes 1-3 just for Natalie Portman.  

I can hear the cries and screams from my friends and family about how terrible those movies and how they almost destroyed the franchise and I can’t argue with any of that, but damn it Natalie Portman is so hot. Attack of the Clones is an awful film filled with bad special effects and plot holes big enough to fly an Imperial II-class Star Destroyer through, but Natalie Portman in that skin-tight white outfit with pokies… I could watch that scene again and again; on mute, of course. Yeah, there are other Natalie Portman films I could watch that show off her sexier side (Closer and Hotel Chevalier come to mind), but there’s something about a sexy Natalie Portman and lightsabers that really get me going.  

I end up getting the cold shoulder from some friends and family member, but the warm of Natalie Portman’s hotness will help me get through this rough patch.  

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