The Secrets of the Human Body are Contained Within This Giant Ass

Did you ever wonder what Raiders of the Lost Ark would have been like if David Cronenberg had directed it? Well this new exhibit—hilariously called “The Mysterious Great Adventure of the Body"—takes all the fun and adventure of exploration and learning, then combines it with what could best be described as Cronenberg levels of body horror.

According to Kotaku (link below), this exhibit is being put on by TV Tokyo, a large media conglomerate which seeks to help children understand their body's waste disposal systems better.

The event, which has been held in the past and is aimed at kids, shows why the human body makes gross things like doo-doo. 

Youngsters tend to like poop or at least saying “poop,” and this has slides and crap (literally!) they can climb on. There also giant nostrils for exploration, because kids are also into boogers.

As a father to two youngsters, I can verify that children have an unhealthy obsession with shit and boogers. Sadly we don't live in Japan, though, and I can't imagine this exhibit making its way to American shores unless there's a museum in Florida brave enough to take it on. Wait a second, are there even any museums in Florida? I thought it was all theme parks and meth heads. Check out this entertaining video below for a look at the wonders that await Japanese children lucky enough to see this exhibit for themselves...

Via Kotaku