I Came on James Deen’s Face: A Reflection

Here at Fleshbot, James Deen is no stranger. We've reviewed several of his titles, done several interviews with him, and even let him take over our site for an entire week. He's a man who's made a burrito with caviar and scotch, proclaimed sex as his workout of choice, and runs a website called James Deen Loves Food. He produced a poster that says "James Deen for President" for his online store, takes amateur applicants, and, in case you were wondering, has invented a baby panda named Destructo who is arguably a super hero (but also maybe not). In my opinion, the dude is totally nuts—in exactly the right ways. 

The Ryan Gosling of Porn

Perhaps one of the most notable things about James is that he's among the rare male porn stars who has amassed an intense female following, which can be illustrated by the volumes of memes you'll find with his face all over them. He's even been featured by Buzzfeed, and that's when you know you've made it. 

Still don't believe me? 

I absolutely love this, because Mr. Deen isn't a traditional "hulky" dude like many of Hollywood's most-loved men. He's pretty skinny, and he seems entirely too approachable for someone who is among the most famous porn stars in the adult industry. He's unexpected, I suppose. And ladies love him for it. 

"I Came On James Deen's Face," the Series

I'm not sure if he decided to pick up all the love the women of the world have been putting down or if he decided he wanted to help the male population achieve the same popularity he's garnered, but he made a three-part series called "I Came on James Deen's Face." 

Naturally, I watched them. All of them. (This is, after all, a man who's given his blog the tagline "Boobs, buttholes, burritos." Mad respect.) 

The Low Down on Going Down 

Here's a brief synopsis: James Deen interviews a series of his colleagues, asking them individually what their vaginas are like, what they like having done to them, and what they appreciate during sex. Next, he gets them all off using his fingers, his tongue, and all the information they've given him. 

This is incredibly notable for several reasons. Shall I make a list?

1. It's unique. How many times do you see women being interviewed about what they like before the sexy time goes down?
2. (Note: This is something we should all do in our real sex lives. Communication and lube, remember?!)
3. The whole damn thing is cunnilingus. There's some finger banging and some making out, but that's all she wrote. *Le sigh*
4. As he says in the DVD descriptors, the videos are pretty educational. They showcase the kind of tenacity it takes to do a great job at going down. (Like, apparently a woman's clit is more sensitive on the side of the body that houses her dominant hand. I have a clit, and I didn't even know this.) 

I had a couple questions after watching, of course. How does he make enough saliva for all of this?! Can we find all of his pussy eating tips and tricks in a written pamphlet?! (That's actually a great stocking stuffer idea. Feel free to steal it from me, James.) And last but certainly not least, is there a place I can sample this caviar burrito he invented?

In all seriousness, I'm a big fan of this guy, partially because he's hilarious, partially because he's innovative, and partially because he doesn't take his job too seriously. You know what? We could all learn a little something from James Deen.