Marital Aid Test Kitchen: NS Novelties’ Aries Starlight Gems Vibrating Massager

This glittery beauty is NS Novelties' Aries Starlight Gems Vibrating Massager. It is one gorgeously cock-shaped, veiny vibe with zero apologies, so if you are one of those people who does not want your sex toy to be shaped like a dick, give this one a pass. It is made from body-safe TPE and ABS plastic and lacks that disgusting rubber sex toy smell, so you will be ready to enjoy this right away after you give it a quick once over with some cleaner.

That is the pretty pink Aries that I was sent to review. (The Aries is available in your choice of black, pink or purple.) It uses two AA batteries and operates via a simple dial controller at the base. It's got a medium-strong motor in it and you will need to use water-based lube with it. It is waterproof, so you can use it to make your morning shower way more interesting. My pink glittery Aries resembles what I think that David Bowie's cock looked like under his leggings in this scene. (When I was a teenager, I would have blown David Bowie dressed as his character in "Labyrinth" for pretty much as long as anyone said I should. I had it bad for him in this movie. I might still, actually.)

So, I highly recommend this replica of David Bowie's glittery cock (AKA the Aries) for your jilling off pleasure.

The NS Novelties Aries Starlight Gems Vibrating Massager retails for $25.95 and is available by clicking right here!