‘Appetites’ Will Stuff You With Boobs, Butts and Bush!

August 12, 2015
L-L-SKELTON

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I love women with tattoos. They're so fucking hot. It's probably why I'm a big fan of Suicide Girls. There's still this stigma that exists in our buttoned up society when it comes to body art, specifically when they're visible. If your level of I-don't-give-a-fuck-ness is high enough to get tats of your favorite Muppet characters behind your thighs, you're my kind of chick! This is just a roundabout way of saying Zephi Suicide is my favorite SG. So fucking hot. I can't image her body without tattoos. It would be like macaroni without cheese.

If you're hungry for other beauties with tats, you should seek out the now flick Appetites (available on DVD and Blu-ray!). It's a sexy horror flick about a crazy hot chick named Daisy (Lauren Parkinson). This girl has an "appetite" for killing and meets a guy who she discovers has the same cravings. It's the feel good rom-com of the summer! Along the way, we're treated to some hall-of-fame nudity from tattooed angel Bonnie Rotten. If you're a fan of this adult director, producer, director and wiener wizard, then you know the spell her hot body will put on your dong! She dances and bends over backwards like an acrobat, topless in a see-through thong while guitar playing Kid Cock strings away bored. Later, we get Mohawk-ed DJ, model, dancer, punk goddess and fellow ink queen Malice McMunn looking drop dead gorgeous fully nude--displaying her tits, beaver and tattooed booty--while having some sexy time with another dingus. Heaven is girls with ink!