These Three Topless Women Make Your Vacation Look Boring

Topless Alexa Chung, Daisy Lowe, and Pixie Geldof Are Really Letting Loose

Nothing beats heading to the beach with your friends, maybe sitting poolside, playing some card games, reading some books, and, you know, enjoying everything life has to offer with your closet buddies. As much fun as you can have with your best friends, though, I have a feeling it won’t compare to the topless adventures of Pixie Geldof, Alexa Chung, and Daisy Lowe.  

Honestly, flipping through these pictures kind of makes my last vacation look like a trip to the dentist. Yeah, I read books on the beach and played cards, but it was nowhere as sexy as this trip. Also, I can’t really tell who playing cards topless and who is reading a book topless, but then again, it doesn’t matter to me. All three of them are super hot, and the idea of them hanging out topless in general is so sexy I’m going to pass out. Seriously, I need to breath into a paper bag … the world is getting fuzzy … OK, I’m back. Just blacked out for a moment there, but it was totally worth it. Now, what were we talking about? Oh, that’s right. Pixie Geldof, Alexa Chung, and Daisy Lowe. Oh crap, I’m getting dizzy again.

Vacations are meant to be spent relaxing, recharging your battery, and making the rest of the year easy. Too bad from now they will only be a sad reminder of the fact that none of us are hanging out with a topless Pixie Geldof, Alexa Chung, and Daisy Lowe.

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