If You Fence a Nude Anna Tószögyová, You Are Going to Lose

You Can't Win Against A Nude Anna Tószögyová, But That's OK

There are important lessons that everyone has to learn. Whether it’s that there’s no such thing as a free lunch or that not all that glitters is gold, we sometimes learn them the hard way, and sometimes we learn by observing. So here’s another important lesson that you can learn just by checking out some pictures: If you are going to fence a naked woman, you’re going to lose.  

Yes, Anna Tószögyová decided to help spread the word about the dangers of fencing a nude woman with this photo spread in P Magazine. Fencing is a complicated sport that is all about focus, timing, and finding the right method of attack. All of these things are negated when you are fencing a naked woman, especially one as hot as Anna Tószögyová. Her perfect breasts, elegant curves, and cute ass are incredibly distracting, which is the main reason you shouldn’t fence or race or play basketball or attempt any other sport against a completely nude woman. Besides, in the case of fencing, Anna Tószögyová is completely nude and doesn’t have any of the censors on her body, so you could totally land an attack but no one would notice. You can riposte, feint, lunge, remise, flick, and parry all you want, but it won’t do any good.  

I’m sure there are some of you out there who fully believe that if they fenced a naked Anna Tószögyová, they would find a way to win, but I’m telling you—it would end in defeat. Still, if you have to lose, there is no better way to do it.