It’s Not All Bad in Greece—Vanessa Paradis Is Topless on a Beach

Surely Vanessa Paradis's Boobs Can Help the Economy

If you are paying attention to world news, then you know Greece is in trouble. They are having all kind of financial problems: People can’t find jobs, the government has no way to collect taxes, and corruption is running wild. But when I see Vanessa Paradis topless on a beach in Greece, I can’t help but wonder—is it really so bad there?  

Look, I’m not an economist, and I only took one class on economics in high school, but surely seeing Vanessa Paradis’s boobs can help the people of Greece. Yeah, people can’t buy food or pay pills, but Vanessa Paradis has some pretty awesome boobs that have to make you feel better about your current situation. I mean, here in the States, lots of people are facing financial problems, and we don’t have a topless Vanessa Paradis roaming the sands of our beaches. You know what they say: Money can’t buy happiness, but seeing an awesome pair of boobs can make you feel better. At least, I think that’s a saying. I know I say that all the time to people.  

Things look bad for Greece, and the country might be heading for some kind of great depression, but hey, it’s not all bad. Vanessa Paradis is topless on a beach. That probably makes the oncoming depression not that bad.

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