Does Hatty Keane Not Think It Can Be Windy At Night?

Hatty Keane Shows Off Some Sweet Cheeks

We all have crazy ideas in our heads about facts that we think are true. For example, some people think expiration dates are merely suggestions or tornadoes can’t happen in big cities or that there is no wind at night. Sure, that last one sounds crazy, but I think Hatty Keane didn’t think the wind would blow up her incredibly short skirt if she wore it when the sun went down. Hey, Hatty, the moon comes out at night.  

Keane is an English R&B and pop singer and I don’t think she’s made it over to our side of the pond yet—though to be fair I don’t listen to much R&B and pop—but I think it’s about time we all started to pay attention to her. And even if she doesn’t understand how weather works she’s pretty damn hot and her lack of understanding when it comes to breezes isn’t going to change that fact. Granted, I don’t know for sure if she really thinks it’s not windy at night, all of her songs could be about weather and I wouldn’t know. Maybe she knew it was windy, but wanted the world get a little peek at her rather fantastic rear end. Or it could be fate or karma or just simple dumb luck that at that particular moment, wearing that particular dress, a particular breeze blew, and we got to see a particularly beautiful butt.  

No matter what your crazy idea is about wearing pants on a Tuesday, it’s not so crazy to think that unpredictable nature of weather can sometimes work in our favor. And when that happens, the night can have two moons.