Ben Affleck's Nanny Is Pretty Hot
By now we’ve all learned that Ben Affleck ruined his marriage by being incredibly cliché and sleeping with the nanny, Christine Ouzounian. No one knows if Ouzounian really did fall for the butt-chinned future Batman or was just out to get a little green and a little fame. Whatever her reason, the spotlight is on her and she has now been offered a cool $1,000,000 to star in Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.
According to TMZ she wouldn’t have a small role in the film, but in fact she would be a central character.
TMZ has learned porn parody producer and director Axel Braun is offering Christine $1 mil to be in the sequel of “Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.” It’s not just a hit it and quit it scene … she’d be playing Batwoman, an integral part of the pornline … she’d have to act for two weeks and do 3 sex scenes. Wow, Batwoman is going to make an appearance Batman v Superman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.
I have to say, I’ll be interested to see how they make that storyline work. I don’t know what kind of deadline she was given, but we’ll have to stay tuned, same bat time, same bat channel. Until then, enjoy Christine Ouzounian in some short shorts.
Via The Superficial