Morning Wood

· Got a case of the Mondays? At least try to stay focused on your job, since we now know that "70 percent of the porn that is downloaded in North America is downloaded between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m." Now get to work! (canada.com)

· By the way, if you and that hottie from marketing are ever stuck in a situation where you are forced to repopulate the Earth, don't throw away those condoms; you might still need them to start a fire. (You know, to set the mood or something.) (primitiveways.com)

· This is for every girl who has ever said the words, "Do I have to draw you a map?": If you still think the G-spot is a myth, that's probably because you don't know where to look for it. You now have no excuse. (datingandchat.com)

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