Emily Kinney’s Kinetic Ass Highlights Another Nudeful ‘Masters of Sex’

September 14, 2015
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Happy Monday, loyal readers. Hope you're recovering well from a long weekend of relaxation, tacky 9/11 remembrances from your idiot friends on social media and, of course, the return of NFL football. Bears lost but actually looked decent! Lots of upsets and comebacks. Almost all the games were competitive, with the exception of the Tampa Bay/Tennessee game. Rookie retard Jameis Winston's career got off to a rocky start. Couldn't have happened to a better poster boy for stupid, immature athletes. Wonder if he stood up in the locker room after the loss and yelled "fuck her right in the pussy?" Welcome to the NFL, rookie!

But the biggest game of the day took place on Showtime and it wasn't on the field. Or even this time period! Masters of Sex has always been a reliable source of wank material and this season has been no exception. The long-awaited nude debut of cutie Emily Kinney was glorious last week and on Sunday, she matched that stellar performance by letting her surprisingly GREAT ASS take take the ball and run. Who knew she had those glutes? Sascha Alexander (no, not Sasha) got a couple of carries, going topless to display a formidable tandem of jugs that will cause a blitz of jizz. Go team, go!