I Really Want Joanna Krupa To Be Playing Strip Horse

I Only Want To Shoot Hoops If It Involves A Topless Joanna Krupa

Whenever someone asks me if I want to shoot some hoops, my typical answer is no. Basketball was never my sport and I never got the appeal of the game; I find it kind of boring. But I think the reason I’ve never loved basketball is because I’ve never seen Joanna Krupa shooting hoops topless. Now, I think I’m willing to give basketball a chance.  

Sure, I doubt the TJKBA (The Topless Joanna Krupa Basketball Association) will be up and running any time soon, but that doesn’t take away my love for this new sport of topless basketball, though apparently Joanna Krupa only loses her top when she’s playing one-on-one. I have a strong feeling that when it comes to topless one-on-one basketball with Joanna Krupa that she is undefeated. I know if I was playing a little one-on-one—or strip horse—against a topless Joanna Krupa, the game would probably get a little one sided. And I would hang my head high after my defeat because I really would feel like I had won.  

So the next time someone comes up to me, dribbling a basketball, asking if I want to hit the court I’m going to reply, “Sorry, I only play topless basketball with Joanna Krupa.” True, I’ll never be on the same court as a topless Joanna Krupa, but that’s really the only time I'd have any desire to shoot an orange ball into hoop with a net.  

Via Joanna Krupa on Instagram

For more nude pics and videos of Joanna Krupa, head over to Mr. Skin.