Wet Spots

· Jessica Simpson ups the ante on embarrassing wardrobe problems by donning a camel toe-inducing pair of sweatpants and a displaying a rather public crotch-wedgie removal technique. Your move, Lindsay! (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· Is going condomless so important to some scientists that they have to invent some specious "research" that says semen works as an antidepressant for women? What's next? Going braless prevents Alzheimer's? Is anyone buying this? (And if so, can we have her number?) (newscientist.com, via omgblog.com)

· An adult video store in Edison, New Jersey decides to create an Adult Star Path Of Fame featuring all the greats: Marilyn Chambers, John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson ... and, uh, Paris Hilton. While she's certainly done wonders for the amateur night vision segment of the market, it's sort of like being elected to the Baseball Hall Of Fame for leading the league in strikeouts. (playtimeadultstarpathoffame.com)

· Jesse Jane joins the roster of VH1 talking heads for their special on the "40 Greatest Metal Songs" this week. We're not sure what her qualifications are (other than being Jesse Jane) but we bet she says something really funny, followed by a 3-second clip of a video, followed by somebody else saying something really funny, followed by another clip ... (digitalplayground.com + vh1.com)

· A sex columnist at Sacramento State's student newspaper discovers porn and uncovers the startling truth that a) the sex is unrealistic and b) watching it doesn't make you a freak. Who says college students never learn anything these days? (statehornet.com)

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