I don't think I fully understood that we live in a terrifying world until I came across a clown-shaped dildo, though perhaps it was the Edward Cullen vibrator. It's hard to tell these days. Either way, I know one thing to be true: Rule 34 isn't just about porn. If something exists in the world (yes, anything!), there's a sex toy dedicated to it. That includes leaf blowers, waffle makers, Hello Kitty, foot vaginas, and "The Little Mermaid." And while I consider myself to be pretty damn open-minded, I've come across a few sex toys that perplex even me. Shall I elaborate?
Nothing says "I love you" like a body bag.
The perfect stocking stuffer!
Well. I suppose this redefines "breakfast in bed."
Can someone explain this to me?
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Hey, this could be kind of fun.
OK, this is nuts. But it might help me get more laundry done ...
I fucking love mermaids, AND I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THEY HAVE SEX.
This also looks like a hands-free mic, but what do I know? I'm sure it's very useful when searching for the clitoris.
I just ... can't.