Wet Spots

· Undeterred by her failure to become Governor of California, Mary Carey is setting her political sights a little lower this time with a possible run for the State Assembly, where less responsibility means she can still "do my six movies a year ... on weekends." Would that all our elected officials were able to multitask so efficiently. (avn.com)

· San Francisco's Department of Public Health reaches out to the kids with a new service offering safe sex advice via text messaging, even if some people question whether it's that helpful—or that l33t. We're just wondering if it comes with a Divinyls ringtone. (sfgate.com via sf.metblogs.com)

· Sure, Moby may seem like just a mild-mannered, entrepreneurial vegan DJ, but he can party like a rockstar as all those hot tub-hopping, ecstacy-popping visitors to his upstate New York log cabin can attest. All that seems to be missing is an inflatable castle and a shirtless James Caan. (photos @ animalnewyork.com)

· We thought the novelty record-setting gangbang had gone the way of the trucker hat, but newcomer Crystal Clear is trying to revive the trend by trading experience for volume: she's seeking 50 gents over the age of 60 ("women with strap-ons" are also invited) for "The World's Oldest Gang Bang", likely to be followed by "The World's Largest Coronary Trauma Ward." (oldestgangbang.com)

· Copyranter proposes what would appear to be the perfect marriage of product and pitchman. Presenting: Gilbert Gottfried for the Fleshlight. We'll give you a moment to try and forget we mentioned it. (copyranter.blogspot.com)