Masturbating Maniac Terrorizes Deaf People

People are despicable. Sure, there's some decent folks out there, but the vast majority of humanity is a barren wasteland littered with the product of countless poor decisions. I don't say this to be pessimistic, but rather to prepare you for the story to follow, which will most assuredly make you lose faith in humanity. 

According to that shining bastion of hope in the gloomy night, the New York Post (link below), a Brooklyn man by the name of David Marcano decided to take a technological breakthrough for the hard of hearing and turn it into a never-ending nightmare of cocks, not unlike Chat Roulette.

David Marcano is one of the most fervent users of software offered by a Florida company, ZVRS, which gets federal money every time a hearing-disabled person uses its product to place a call, the company claims.

The software allows the deaf to call one of ZVRS’s sign-language interpreters via video chat. The interpreters act as operators, placing calls to third parties on behalf of the deaf person and then translating the call.

But Marcano, 51, isn’t deaf, and his calls don’t need any translating, the company says in Brooklyn federal court papers.

Marcano has made 4,646 calls to ZVRS since Jan. 1 “for the sole purpose of masturbating in view of ZVRS’s employees,” the business says.

“In every call made through ZVRS’s software platform, Marcano appears on the video call for the purpose of exposing his genitals or masturbating to ZVRS’s female staff,” according to the suit which seeks unspecified damages.

The calls have cost the company productivity and business and left ZVRS’s employees with emotional distress, the firm claims.

Look, we've all got our kinky shit that we get off on, but come on man. This is embarrassing. He's averaging 17.5 calls A DAY to these poor people that are trying to help the deaf. Unlike some other people that do fairly innocuous shit in public, this guy's a terrible person. You've made no one's day brighter with your antics.  

Via NY Post