Quickies: Joanna Angel

In which the reigning Queen of Altporn takes some time out of her busy schedule to answer a couple of questions you probably never thought you'd want to know the answers to ...

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So if we met you in a bar and asked you "What's your sign?", how would you respond?

I probably wouldn't answer you. And seriously, the people who work at Fleshbot have better pickup lines than that. Come on, give yourselves some credit.

If you had to do it all over again and choose your porn name based on your first pet's name and the name of the street you grew up on, what would it be?

I never had a pet. I have one now, and his name is Mitch. So I guess my name would be Mitch Greenway.

If you had two tickets to paradise, where would you go and who would you take?

I'd go to the Warped Tour. I'd ask James Deen to come with me but he'd say no, and then I'd have to take my little sister instead, who unlike James, appreciates My Chemical Romance.

Without actually looking, tell us what's in your refrigerator right now.

Shredded lettuce, cheese, sour cream, vegetarian ground beef, tomatoes, and onions. I intend on using all that to make myself a Mexican fiesta. Oh yeah, and cranberry juice. I always have cranberry juice in the fridge. It's extremely important for women in this business to have good urinary tracts.

What mainstream celebrity would you most like to sign as a Burning Angel girl, and why?

Karen O from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs ... but there is no way in hell she would do it. I think she's awesome, hot, talented, smart, interesting, and could keep up with me and Kylee Kross on a night of debauchery. It is really rare to come across women who can handle our lifestyles.

What's the last movie you saw that made you cry?

I forgot the name of it ... that one where Drew Barrymore has amnesia and she lives in Hawaii and Adam Sandler falls in love with her? I can't remember what it's called. It was one of the worst movies I'd ever seen. I don't know if I was crying because it was so sad or so bad, but whatever it was, I was hysterical.

What three CDs would you take if you were stranded on a desert island?

I would not take CDs, you caveman you. I would take my iPod.

What would be the first thing you would rescue if your house was on fire?

My laptop.

What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

I think of really good excuses to call in sick to work with, and then I remember that I run my own company and I can't do that.

If there was one more thing you wanted Fleshbot readers to know about you, what would it be?

That in addition to being educated and "alt", I can take really big cocks in my ass. People don't appreciate that about me enough.

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Photos by The Lovely Brenda (thelovelybrenda.com)

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Previously: Quickies: Jenna Jameson, Quickies: Savanna Samson, "Joanna's Angels 2: Alt Throttle", "Tristan Taormino's House of Ass", Burning Angel's "The XXXorcist", Joanna: 25th Floor, Burning Angel's "Re-Penetrator", Quickies Archive