‘The Leftovers’ Kicks Off Season 2 With Some Fully Nude Streaking!

October 5, 2015
L-L-SKELTON

The Chicago Marathon takes places next Sunday. I don't jog or care for joggers, so the whole event means nothing to me. But if you're running, good luck. The opportunity to jog over 26 miles to the point of exhaustion and piss and shit on yourself has never been attractive to me. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say someone from Kenya will win on both the men and women's side. Not that I'm a Trump 'tard and think only someone from 'Merica sound win. They're just awesome at marathons. I want this to be over with so I don't have to deal with the "hardcore" runners training at my gym and jogging all over the city. It's just something to brag about doing anyways, like buying the newest iPhone.

Now, if they all ran fully nude I'd be all for it! Watching hot, in-shape women with their trimmed bushes out and tits and butts bouncing would extinguish my flames of cynicism while igniting a fire in my loins. It's a sensation I got after watching the season two premiere of the HBO drama The Leftovers last night. Unlike other HBO fare, this show wasn't particular a haven for nudity in it's first year. Last night's kickstarter made up for lost time with a dong hardening scene featuring three young hotties (Jasmin Savoy Brown, Violett Beane and Katy Harris) streaking fully nude through the woods. I'm talking all three Bs on display. Bush, boobs and butts! Let's see those marathoners run the race sans trendy footwear like these hardcore, 1st place beauties!