As far as subversive alphabets go, we're still partial to Uncle Shelby's ABZ's by Shel Silverstein—originally published in Playboy, of all places. That said, this hardcore porno alphabet is another amusing way not to teach kids their ABC's. This fully pictoral primer features some of our favorite talent—who else but the lovely Justine Joli could illustrate "R is for Redhead" (er, except for maybe Audrey Hollander)?—and goes from Anal to Zoophile, making it the perfect learning tool for any hot-blooded, illiterate adult in your life.A. Tolesco
Porno Alphabet (dv8cultx.com)
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