SugarClick of the Week: Pinkie Pain

"Those wacky Germans, always dressing up like frightened bunnies and getting swallowed by quicksand for your titillation and edification. Ok, maybe not always. Maybe only 'always' in the adventures of Pinkie Pain ... "

The intrepid Audacia Ray of SugarClick pays a virtual visit to the online home of German fetish queen Pinkie Pain ("The Cutest Danger Ever!"), so you don't have to—unless you're into things like dressing up like a bunny and getting swallowed by quicksand, of course, in which case you'll definitely want to read her review ... which you'll find after the jump.

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Pinkie Pain (www.pinkiepain.com)

Why you should visit: You appreciate the ridiculous and the sublime, especially when it's clad in latex
Why you shouldn't: You've made up your mind about your fetishes, and they don't run the gamut

Pinkie Pain's site is essentially the tale of a girl and her flirtations with danger—but only the cute kinds. What kinds of danger are cute, you ask? Well—winter, for one. Winter gets damn cute when Pinkie prances around in it wearing a metallic purple catsuit. And how bout outer space? Outer space is cute when there are balloons, plus astronauts have to wear latex catsuits (its in the NASA manual, I swear).

But don't let her name fool you—you won't be seeing lots of heavy BDSM that might cause pain on Pinkie's site. The potential for pain is largely the potential harm the site may cause to your psyche when you wonder how Pinkie comes up with all this stuff and makes it so much damn fun. Ow! Oooh, so good. The one thing about the site that is a legitimate pain, however, is the fact that you can't navigate from one photo to the next.

From the serious fetishist's perspective, Pinkie Pain seems all over the place, like she can't quite make up her mind what she should be capitalizing on - her gift for damsel-in-distress story telling? Latex fetishism? Feet? Girl on girl bondage? Catfights? However, if you dig a peculiar mix of things or are yourself undecided about what fetishy fun you are into, Pinkie would be happy to seduce and confuse you. And anyway, as I clicked through Pinkie's galleries, I got the impression that she isn't so much indecisive about her marketing campaign as she is wholly decisive about having as much fun as possible.

SugarClick Rating: 12/20

- Review by Audacia Ray @ SugarClick

See also: Pinkie Pain (MySpace profile; sound file warning)

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Previously: BiWitched, Juliland, Dana DeArmond.com