Jane Fonda Wants More Old People to Start Fuckin’

After spending the better part of a decade having to deal with Ted Turner's old man balls dangling on her face, you'd think Jane Fonda would be over sex. Not so, however, and more than that, she's now so fulfilled in her own sex life, she wants other senior citizens to quit their bitchin and get down to fuckin'!

According to the Huffington Post (link below), Fonda wants to break the taboo that old people don't enjoy sex just because their parts are creaky. You know, that myth that I'm determined to perpetuate with every sentence I write for this article. 

"Just because you've reached a certain age, it doesn't mean you no longer have a sense of sexuality," Fonda told Germany's Meins magazine recently. "I'd love to break through this taboo."

Fonda herself has worked to shatter the myth, talking about her sex life in her seventies. "I have never had such a fulfilling sex life," Fonda said in 2012, speaking about her relationship with boyfriend, Richard Perry. "Often, when we make love, I see him as he was 30 years ago."

In her 2012 book, "Prime Time," Fonda offered dozens of tips on how to make the most of an evolving sex life as we get older, addressing issues older people face in the bedroom. 

"At my age, even sex has to be planned!" she told Meins magazine. "Men have to take certain pills at the right time -- otherwise it's not going to work!"

So yeah, you can see that she's given the matter a lot of thought. It was probably all those years she spent having Ted Turner's sac dangling on her chin. Okay, I'll stop now.

Via Huffington Post