Morning Wood

· Cameron Diaz and Michelle Trachtenberg try their darndest to turn ass crack into the new upskirt. Anybody can just let a boob fall out of their top, but it takes a little something special to dress like a plumber and make it work. (hollywoodtuna.com + wwtdd.com)

· Starting today, the chosen people of NY, LA and SF will get the opening peek at "The Notorious Bettie Page". Reviews are mostly positive so far, but those of us who are stuck in flyover country will just have to take their word for it for now. (thenotoriousbettiepage.com + rottentomatoes.com)

· Flickr delivers again with an oddly fascinating set of vintage Polaroids featuring prospective strippers auditioning for work. They may not make bodies like that anymore—or hairstyles—but the hotness of yesteryear still survives. (Flickr, via cityrag.blogs.com)

· "This is not a portrait of a person, it's a portrait of an image twisted by our collective desires. She is a knotted Venus of our age." Whatever—this sculpture of Kate Moss by artist Marc Quin is still a hell of a lot sexier than that even spookier one of Britney giving birth, don't you think? (arts.guardian.co.uk)

· Set your TiVos to stun as Savanna Samson is scheduled to make an appearance on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Who do you think the NBC censors are more worried about accidentally exposing her private parts: the porn star or host Lindsay Lohan? (avn.com)

· Following up yesterday's Wet Spots entry about iTunes porn, why buy it when you can make your own? New software allows you to convert any video to play on your iPod or other portable device. Although we have to say that that little screen just doesn't quite do "Monsters of Cock" justice. (roxio.com + xbiz.com)

· Finally, our esteem'd colleague Sam Sugar gives us 10 Things To Thank Porn For. The Fleshbot team would like to add No. 11: The tremendous wealth and power bestowed upon us by the Gawker Media empire. By the way, guys, you can deliver that wealth and power any day now. Guys? Hello? (sugarbank.com)

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