Only in Florida: You Can Have My Boyfriend When You Pry Him From My Cold, Dead Vagina

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

The urge to have sex creeps up on us at strange times. I guarantee that despite there being a picture of Steven Seagal mere inches from this sentence, you were just thinking about having sex. Of course the thing that makes us civilized is the ability to control that urge, especially in matters of life and death. To paraphrase Dr. Ian Malcolm, if there's one thing this column has taught us, it's that the sexual urges of Floridians will not be contained. Meet Leanne Hunn & Ryan Bautista...

According to WESH (link below), Leanne and Ryan recently found themselves in a standoff with the cops and weren't about to let a little thing like dozens of guns trained on their home stop them from fuckin'!

Police tell local media they responded Wednesday night to a Jacksonville mobile home in search of 34-year-old Ryan Patrick Bautista, who was wanted on several warrants. Bautista and 30-year-old Leanne Hunn were holed up in the mobile home, leading to a standoff.

Police say they tried to make contact with the people inside for about 45 minutes. At one point, Hunn told police over the phone that she would give up, but that she wanted to have sex with Bautista "one last time."

Bautista and Hunn were arrested after SWAT team negotiators arrived. Both were charged with resisting arrest and false imprisonment.

The biggest issue with this is that they don't indicate whether they were taken into custody before or after doing the deed. However, if this footage of the cops at the scene is to be believed, I don't doubt they at least achieved insertion before heading off to jail...

Via WESH