Towels Are Great, Just Not When Covering A Nude Kristen Stewart

Anyone Else Think That Towel Would Be Sexier On The Floor?

If The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy taught us nothing else, it's that towels are great. They can be used for a number of different things; drying off after a shower, you can use a couple for a picnic blanket, and if needed, you can even use a towel to keep you warm. Of the many uses for a towel I’d have to say my least favorite is when it’s used to cover a nude Kristen Stewart.  

Don’t get me wrong, this is probably one of the sexiest uses of a towel ever, but I think the towel would be even sexier if it was laying on the floor below a nude Kristen Stewart instead of draped over her nude body. Now, I believe this is actually a teaser picture of a larger series Kristen Stewart is doing, so hopefully when the rest of the pictures come out there will be more nude Kristen Stewart and less towel. Look, I know there are some people out there who aren’t fans of Kristen Stewart’s acting, I completely get you, but Kristen Stewart isn’t acting here. She’s hot, she’s doesn’t have to pretend to be hot, she’s not channeling some inner emotion to bring her hotness to the surface, her surface is hot. We can totally argue over her acting ability, but we can’t argue over how much we all wish there wasn’t a towel covering her naked body.  

I kind of wonder what inspired some caveman or cavewoman to grab some leftover animal pelt and start drying off after bathing in the river. Did they ever truly understand what would become of their invention?  

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