Best of Reddit: Awkward Sex Stories

I'll be honest with you: I'm relatively new to Reddit. I've read threads here and there, mostly when they're posted somewhere on the Interwebs, like I'm doing now, but I haven't actually taken a dive into the Reddit black hole like many of my male friends. That said, when I realized I was missing out on a major channel of entertainment, I immediately rectified the situation. (And I now use TL;DR to summarize extra long text messages.) When I saw the thread for "What are your most awkward sex stories?" I knew my work was done. Alas, Reddit threads are long and your intermittent work breaks are short, so I sifted through all the posts to deliver the best ones right to you. Shall we? 

In defense of magnifying mirrors 

OK, so we can gather the father was already at this establishment, which makes me think this facial happened at her parents house. Regardless, I find it hard to believe that any male human is that oblivious. 

MUPPETS IN SPACE 

True statement, ilion. 

Wicker swingsets

A surprisingly poet illustration of the power of fiber. 

An unexpected foursome

"Fuck it" is my favorite phrase, actually. You go, girl. 

Condoms as currency

This legitimately reminds me of something I would do. 

Someone's into breeding

I'm hoping he meant this in the endearing "I can't wait to marry you one day and start a family way," but I'm 90 percent doubtful. 

My first thought after reading all these: I have a story or two that could probably compete. My second: Damn, I want to know all these people. So much so, in fact, I think I'll start a "Best of Reddit" column. Until next time, folks.