Marlon Brando: Legendary Crusher of Ass

In addition to being one of the greatest actors of the 20th Century—and doing more for the North American butter market than Land-o-Lakes—Marlon Brando was also a notorious pussy hound. Seriously, dude crushed more ass in a single year than you or I will in our entire lifetimes combined. The new documentary Listen to Me Marlon is comprised of excerpts from over 200 hours of audio recordings made by the actor, including some in which he compared himself to a beast in terms of sexual voraciousness. 

According to The Daily Mail (link below), Brando's candidness in the various audio recordings leads to some interesting revelations, particularly his French farce-esque revolving door of women.

Known for his brooding good looks, as well as his intense performing style in classic films such as On The Waterfront and The Wild One, Marlon is heard confessing that he was a 'beast' who had 'women coming in the door, going out the window', in the recordings heard by The Sun.

The double Oscar winner also admitted his loathing for the acting profession, which he described as 'lying for a living.'

I always love when people who are great at their profession trash it whenever given the chance. It's such brazen biting the hand that feeds you and it amuses me to no end.

In the documentary he explains his womanising ways, which led to the actor fathering 16 children from three marriages and countless affairs.

He explained: 'I was young and destined to spread my seed far and wide.'

Never before has fathering sixteen children been so elegantly reduced to its basest elements. 

Via The Daily Mail