The Rules of Time Don’t Work on Elizabeth Hurley

October 29, 2015
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A photo posted by Elizabeth Hurley (@elizabethhurley1) on Oct 26, 2015 at 10:34am PDT

Elizabeth Hurley Has Timeless Cleavage

OK, fine, Elizabeth Hurley, I will totally look at your selfie of you in a bikini top showing off your amazing cleavage. I mean, you did go to all that trouble of picking out the perfect bikini, making sure to bring your camera along, finding the best mirror to snap the photo, and probably taking a couple pictures so you could decide which one displayed your hotness the best, so the least I can do is gaze upon your beauty.

While some would get upset because it seems that laws of time don’t effect Elizabeth Hurley like they do everyone else, I’m going to let it slide. Sure, we are all getting older and for most of us, we get little reminders every single day that time is not on our side. But then we see Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini top with her excellent cleavage, and it seems like she hasn’t aged at all. We could all be angry about this, but if Elizabeth Hurley’s cleavage is going to stay forever young, then there is no use fighting what we can’t control. Might as well enjoy it, and to be honest, we all really enjoy Elizabeth Hurley’s cleavage.

Sure, we all might have a little more grey hair, we’ve all got a bum knee now, and music today sounds like shit, but Elizabeth Hurley is still incredibly hot.