Simple And Yet Incredibly Sexy Costume
Even though I’m not the biggest fan of Halloween, if I'm invited to a Halloween party where I have to wear a costume, I will make the effort. But there is always that one person who thinks they're clever by dressing as themselves. It’s not clever, it will never be clever, and you aren’t funny dressing as yourself. The only time dressing as yourself is acceptable is if you are McKayla Maroney dressing up a gymnast.
Whether her costume was last minute or thoroughly researched and thought out, McKayla Maroney hit a home run—or should I say, she hit a front aerial, double layout full in, full out, double tuck, triple pike, and nailed the landing—with her decision go to as a gymnast. Probably the only person who complained at the party was the person dressed as themselves. Look, when you do it, it’s lazy and stupid, but when McKayla Maroney tosses on a white leotard showing off her amazing cleavage and calls it a costume, it works. It really, really, really works.
In fact, I’m going to go one step further and say that the only person who can dress up like McKayla Maroney the Olympic gymnast for Halloween is McKayla Maroney. Let’s go ahead and outlaw anyone else trying to pull it off.