Last Night’s ‘The Affair’ Got Frisky With Some Full Frontal!

November 2, 2015
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Now that all the zombie makeup has been washed off and the best candy has been picked through, it's time to focus on reality again. I really hate Daylight Savings Time. It has it's positives, namely the extra hour of sleep for you 9-5 peeps but the abundance of darkness along with the cold is just a recipe for general suckiness. There's nothing worse than going into the building where you work in the morning and coming out at five o'clock to see it's dark out already. Fuck farts! Seasonal depression is a bitch. This looks like a job for alcohol! It's the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

If drinking isn't your game (you recovering alcoholic!), find a fuck buddy and bang that frown upside down! That's what happened on Sunday's The Affair. Joshua Jackson had some sexy time with the super horny and willing Tory (Kelly Deadmon). She took all her clothes off to reveal her three Bs before demanding to be fucked. Having a hot naked chick order you to strip naked, bang her in multiple position and literally cum on her face is the perfect antidepressant. Well, until her husband interrupts to beat your ass. Then you're depressed all over again. Still better than Lexapro!

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